Top 10 Ways Black Panther Will Influence Episode IX
Wakanda fever is running wild as Marvel’s Black Panther continues to pounce on box office records. But what does its resounding success mean for the current black sheep in the Disney roster? After The Last Jedi failed to hit box office projections, you can bet Kathleen Kennedy will be ripping a page out of Kevin Feige’s playbook for Episode IX. Oh look, we’ve actually got the page! Strap on your blaster gauntlets, because here come the Top 10 Ways Black Panther Will Influence Episode IX.
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Top 10 Ways Black Panther Will Influence Episode IX
10. Lando will change his name to Land O’Vibranium
09. General Leia’s successor will be a stronger older woman known as White Cougar
08. Finn will become a Jedi and gain a physically attractive love interest
07. Def Star IV
06. John Williams will be replaced by Kendrick Lamar, The Weeknd and Fela Kuti
05. JJ Abrams will stop straightening his hair and finally wear his natural afro with Wakandan pride
04. Rey’s long lost sister will de-throne Yaddle to become the smartest person in the Star Wars galaxy
02. Ewoks will become scientifically advanced Ewakandans
01. Snoke will make his triumphant return from Zamunda wearing a golden dashiki and kufi hat
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