George Lucas Sequels Would Have Been World’s Smallest Blockbusters
After creating the world’s largest film franchise with the first six Star Wars episodes, creator George Lucas wanted to continue the saga on a much smaller scale. According to James Cameron’s Story Of Science Fiction, Lucas was going to take audiences on a journey to a microbiotic world where beings known as Whills control the Force and thereby the fate of Jedi and Sith and the galaxy. That’s a far cry from the sequel trilogy Disney is currently serving up to audiences.
As intriguing as Lucas’ statements may be, his outline for this microbiotic world is even more imaginative. According to our sources the following narrative is what The Maker wanted to bring to life. Consider these spoilers as we may one see this story put to film, as Disney continues to disappoint fans and gradually walks back from their phobia of using anything based on prequel lore.
- The force ghost of Qui-Gon has been using dark Jedi teachings to dabble in miniaturization.
- Qui-Gon’s latest breakthrough involves a secret experiment that requires life forms with high midi-chlorian counts.
- One night, Qui-Gon surreptitiously tests Kira, Skywalker’s star pupil at his Jedi Academy, for midi-chlorians; her readings are off the charts.
- Qui-Gon makes contact with Kira, who accepts his proposition without letting Skywalker know.
- Qui-Gon uses a piece of ancient Jedi technology to shrink Kira into a microscopic size; he transfers her via syringe and injects the tiny padawan into a legendary porg.
- -Within the porg’s bloodstream, Kira uses the Force to call out to the Whills, creatures who feed off the Force.
- -The Whills are revealed to be The Father, The Daughter and The Son from Mortis; the trio nearly kill Kira but she passes their trials.
- Meanwhile the Sith specter of Darth Plagueis attacks Qui-Gon’s secret lab, searching for the syringe; whomever makes contact with the Whills first will control the galaxy.
- Incapable of finding Kira, Plagueis uses Qui-Gon’s technology to shrink an Inquisitor and have a syringe of his own.
- Plagueis can sense a disturbance in the Force, and locates the giant porg; he immediately injects it to shrink the Inquisitor and send her on a mission to kill Kira and manipulate the Whills.
- The giant porg which is shape shifting on account of all the activity within, happens to kiss a thala-siren; during the kiss Kira, The Father, and The Daughter transfer over to the micro-biology of the seacow.
- Having sensed the large amount of microcosmic Force activity, Luke Skywalker milked the seacow to extract everyone. Luke uses the Force to return everyone back to normal size. The Inquisitor attacks Luke immediately but the Jedi master kills her right away with little problem.
- The ghost and specter of Qui-Gon and Plagueis respectability both appear and begin to fight but Luke steps in and is able to stop the duel thanks to his high Force affinity.
- Luke is able to talk the phantoms down and they both fade into the netherworld of the Force leaving Luke and Kira alone with the Father and Daughter.
- They applaud Luke for being able to defeat the spirits but the Father and Daughter enter the bodies of Luke and Kira and assume control of them.
At this point the handwritten outline trails off and seems to turn into a grocery list. We aren’t sure if this was George Lucas’s grocery list or the list of our mole.
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