Our Fakers

FSW Staff

William “Willybobo” Bobo: Hailing from the fictional planet of Yarvin IV, which is populated by bumblebee people, is Willybobo. As the Editor-in-chief of FSW, he strives to make the Star Wars fan community a better place for nerds and geeks everywhere. Willybobo was a very active member of the Cantina Star Wars fan forum so you may recognize him from there. He lives with an urn carrying the ashes of his former master, and spends all day asking the mighty Sheev for advice. Follow Willybobo on Twitter, @FakingStarWars.

Link Voximilian: The artist known as Link Voximilian leads the parody department of FSW as the Head of Creative Content. He is an avid fan of Star Wars, Marvel, and Nintendo, a skilled musician, and an aspiring sci-fi/fantasy author. Aside from writing for the site, Link also dabbles in graphic design using MS Paint to create low-effort t-shirt designs. He currently resides in a double-wide, in the middle of nowhere on Corellia, building Lego sculptures, repairing guitars, and collecting way too many dark helmets and masks. Follow him on Twitter, @LinkVoximilian.

Storm Duper: Trained in a variety of galactic codes and languages, Storm Duper fancies himself the Resistance’s best chance to destroy the First Order’s vile hold on leaks and news regarding the new franchise of films. In self-imposed exile from his home on Jakku, Storm Duper has taken to going under cover on reconnaissance missions and reporting all the latest true fake news on the Faking Star Wars Radio podcast. Follow him on Twitter, @StormDuper.

Ve’gan the Hutt: Known in his language as Au’zhos Daij. (sounds like Au Jus Day-j) Dabbling in many trades but mastering none, Hutt spends his nights trading memes and secretly smuggling stories to FSW. He lives in the high desert of Tatooine and during the day, he works repairing and working with droids. Ve’gan is also a master procrastinator and an employee of Teeb Ront’r where he review artistic holograms for Teeb’s side business FilmGrouch. Ve’gan has been accused of many crimes, including eating the food’s food, though he’s never been caught. Follow him on Twitter @veganthehutt.

Teeb Ront’r: Born to a human Sith father and a Zeltron mother was Teeb Ront’r. He escaped his father’s tyrannical wrath by stowing aboard a slaver ship called the Friendly until the crew abandoned him on Dagobah. Teeb was later found by the Red Hand Squadron, who trained him in Teräs Käsi but discovered he was better suited at solving problems with his mind rather than appendages. Teeb also worked with many Bothans, and only a few of them died on his watch. Teeb currently works for FSW intelligence where he creates disinformation campaigns and contributes to FSW Radio. Follow him on Twitter, @TeebRontr, and check out his film review site FilmGrouch.

Contributors

Jemma the Hutt: Co-host of The Mando Round Up podcast. Her hobbies include crossword puzzles and slithering across the deserts of Tatooine. She is not a nerd. Follow her on Twitter, @jemmathehutt.

Tokena Femalian: Spends her days behind a shiny metal desk as a high powered executive for the real power of the universe, the Imperial Bank. She excels at owning off-key karaoke, paddling kayaks down lazy rivers, and watching sci-fi movies in empty theaters with smuggled fancy snacks and craft beers. Currently residing somewhere in the Hysterion Nebula, she’s not afraid to be the only female in the room and she’s all out of bubble gum. Follow her on Twitter, @tokenafemalian or send geeky love letters and Amazon gift cards to tokenafemailan@gmail.com.

Dryden Voys: The omnipresent vocals that narrate FSW Radio‘s trips through time belong to Dryden Voys. He is the Twi’lek of 1,000 tongues and able to modulate his vocal chords to imitate the voices of any person who has ever lived. When Dryden isn’t lending his voice to the Twi’lek Zone, you can find him traveling space and time in his Ryloth built pirate ship, the Sterling. Follow him on Twitter, @RitchZuluaga.

Mon Camalari: BIO COMING SOON. Follow him on Twitter, @CamRay.

Darth PapaBear: You may know him as “The Host With the Least”, “The Man With the Face for Radio and Voice for Silent Film”, or “That Guy With the Worst Star Wars Talk Show on YouTube You’ve Ever Heard Of”. But you HAVE heard of him! Born Driden Stargazer, he was an up and coming officer in the Imperial Navy when Darth Vader took keen interest in his abilities and discovered he was Force sensitive. Vader took him as an apprentice, renaming him Darth PapaBear, and sent him to the far reaches of the galaxy to wait until the Battle of Endor was over to begin his training as a Sith Lord… and we all know how that turned out. Now, he is stranded on Earth with Commander Daz Boot and astromech droid B3-4R. So now the trio entertains(?) the Holonet with reviews, interviews, and general commentary on the galaxy at large on his show Galactic Brink as well as contributing to FakingStarWars. Follow PapaBear on Twitter @bear_e and Galactic Brink on Twitter @GalacticBrink.

Bub the Monkey Lizard: Host of From A Monkey Lizard’s Point of View podcast. BIO COMING SOON. Follow him on Twitter, @BuBtheMLizard.

Sam Ewell: As a nerdy teenager, Sam Ewell once attended a literature demonstration where he was bitten by a radioactive writer. As such, he gained the proportionate strength and talents of a writer, including procrastination, perfectionism, and vague aspirations of having a successful career one day. When he’s not fighting crime or correcting bad grammar, Sam writes obscure jokes about nerdy movies and complains about how they keep getting Spider-Man wrong. He hopes to be an author, a superhero, or a Jedi when he grows up. If you enjoy super hero movies and comics, check out Sam’s main site, Marvelous Movies and follow him on Twitter @sirrahleumas.

Crazy Uncle Luke: Crazy Uncle Luke is that relative you’re not sure you want over for Thanksgiving. His wild stories and conspiracy theories provide countless hours of endless entertainment, but your friends are going to wonder what planet he’s from. Tips, rumors, and dire warnings may be sent to him, anonymously, at @CrazyUncle_Luke on Twitter.

Ben Jammin: As a child, Ben Jammin witnessed a minor crime go down in a dimly lit alley, changing the course of his life forever. He swore then and there to become a villain when he grew up. While he never did mature, he did fulfill his childhood dream by becoming a lawyer. Since then, he has teamed up with Sam Ewell to form the dashing duo behind superhero satire site Marvelous Movies and follow him on Twitter @The_Sue_Chef.

FSW Helpers

Grand Faker Galen Marek: Manning the Official Faking Star Wars Facebook page is Grand Faker Galen Marek, operating out of our Kashyyk branch. In his spare time, Galen enjoys searching the Holonet for Star Wars related news, lightsaber training, and continuing to renovate his hut mansion located across the wooded street from the FSW Kashyyk office. Galen also has the power to know every person involved with Star Wars‘ birthday! Follow him on Twitter, @MrSamuelAllen.

TIDMADT: FSW’s webmaster and tech guru. Paid in pizza, death sticks, and Twerk’lek dancers. Also feeds our Russian Trolls.

Jacen’s cousins: As our top informants, FSW founder “Faking” Jacen Solo’s cousins troll the internet and scour the globe for fake Star Wars leaks and production info to send us as quickly as possible. While some use carrier pigeons and others communicate via Morse Code, Jacen’s cousins could never be replaced in our hearts.

Former Staff

Sheevel “Darth Dwight” Knievel: Co-founder of FSW.
Jacen “Faking” Solo: Co-founder of FSW.
Jaina “Aubrey Max” Solo-Knievel: Jacen’s twin sister and Sheevel’s wife.
Comrade J. Ren: Visual simulator. Follow him on Twitter, @ComradeJRen.
Lord Drivel/Soloist : Banned from Twitter, but not from our hearts. Follow him/her on Twitter if the account still exists, @12Parsecz.
J.J. “Cat” Katzenburg: Former head of FSW’s presence on Reddit and creator of the FSW Discord.
IG-69 “Iggy”: FSW Radio podcast co-host.

FSW Staff

Contributors

FSW Helpers

Former Staff

Former Contributors