Florida Man Demands Seat On Lucasfilm Story Group After Seeing Solo 165 Times
CLEARWATER, FLORIDA — While some Star Wars fans are boycotting Solo and demanding the rights to remake The Last Jedi,
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Spider-Man Actor Tom Holland Spoils Star Wars Episode 9
Spider-Man actor and internet renowned film spoiler, Tom Holland has spoiled a key scene from J.J. Abrams’ upcoming Star Wars:
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Ask Sheev: SOLO Edition
HARK! Sheev has returned from his sabbatical in the Outer Rim, and he’s ready to impart wisdom on all things
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10 Star Wars Characters You Didn’t Know Were Pansexual
You think Lando Calrissian is the first pansexual to appear in official Star Wars media? Well, think again! Obvious entries to the
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Florida Man Legally Changes Name to Lando Calrissian
ST PETERSBURG, FL — After viewing the first trailer for the upcoming Solo: A Star Wars Story, St. Petersburg native
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Kelly Marie Tran Shoots Down Teen’s Prom Invite
SAN DIMAS, CALIFORNIA — San Dimas High School junior Jerome Todd has taken to social media to invite Star Wars:
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Alleged Swoop Bike Thief Enfys Nest Drives Stolen Swoop to Court
VANDOR — Imperial Police say an individual answering to a stolen-swoop bike charge drove a different stolen swoop to court
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