Fan Celebrates Gina Carano’s Firing By Ingesting Cara Dune Figures
Following the announcement from Lucasfilm that Gina Carano will not be appearing in any Star Wars property moving forward, Star
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Emperor Palpatine Back on His Feet After First Dose of COVID-19 Vaccine
Emperor Sheev Palpatince has praised the Galactic Health Services saying he wants to “give them all a Force hug” after
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Lucasfilm Employee Bombarded By Fanboys After Tweeting Pic of His Breakfast
Early this morning, Lucasfilm Story Group member Matt Martin tweeted a photo of what he was having for breakfast, and
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Leaked Details Emerge!! The Continuing Adventures of the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda
Spoilerman is back and now clad in Beskar armor! This time the infamous leaker, who now follows “The Way” has
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Anthony Daniels Out of a Job; AI Robots Cast in All Droid Roles
Within hours of the announcement that an AI robot has been built and cast in a film role, the folx
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CANON: Joe Biden Blew Up the Death Star
Breaking news! Pablo Hidalgo has come out of his self-imposed exile on Twitter to announce it was Joe Biden who
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Former Star Wars Novelist Threatens Jedi Archives With Lawsuit
CORUSCANT — After successfully lobbying for the open-access digital library Internet Archive to shut down, ex-Star Wars novelist Ralph Wingdings
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