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Giving a literal meaning to “if it bleeds, it leads,” our sources have taken a page from the creepy ambulance

April 27, 2021 Teeb Ront’r

A Faker’s Experience With NFTs and Crypto Porgs

Floating around in space, from time to time, I like to pass the days playing stupid games on my commlink,

Fake News Prequel Trilogy

April 14, 2021 Teeb Ront’r

The Real Truth About Shmi Skywalker Revealed

On a drunken night out in Foerost, hanging out with some shipyard droids, I heard the diminutive N0Z-8AL bragging about

Fake News The Mandalorian TV Shows

December 11, 2020 Teeb Ront’r

Did The Mandalorian Leak Secret NSA Data Via Ancient Jedi Runes??

The NSA’s Division of cyphers (rumored to be called “The Uglies”) accepted the resignation of their Chief of Signals Intelligence,

Fake News Galaxy's Edge TV Shows

October 9, 2019 Teeb Ront’r

Adam F. Goldberg to Produce New Star Wars Comedy for Disney+

The Walt Disney Company has announced a once-in-a-lifetime media miracle, as guests at Galaxy’s Edge will become part of the

Fandom and Nerd Life

August 30, 2019 Teeb Ront’r

Faking Star Wars Back to School Shopping List

The nerfherders at StarWars.com have released a ‘Star Wars™ Back to School’ shopping guide! While the idea seemed great at first, our experts here at FSW did some close inspection and determined it’s full of poodoo! It’s basically an ad for you to buy officially licensed Star Wars™ gear from the Disney online store. After the jump we will look at what they recommend your younglings to take to school and what we think they should take instead.

Fake News Fandom and Nerd Life

March 28, 2019 Teeb Ront’r

Historic Lightsaber Duel Brings Peace to France

A years long secret, bitter feud between Chuck E’ Cheese founder Nolan Bushnell and Five Nights at Freddy’s wunderkind Scott Cawthon ended in a Star Wars lightsaber duel on the streets of Paris on International Something on a Stick Day.