DJ Hired To Unlock Bitcoin Wallet Worth $270 Million
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—The story that rocked the cryptocurrency world has taken an even stranger turn. Stefan Thomas, the programmer who
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Anakin Skywalker Misses Weight For Kenobi Rematch
Filming on Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi began this week, but the production has already suffered a heavy blow. Hayden Christensen
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Capitol Breach Draws Sharp Condemnation of Naboo Security Forces
WASHINGTON DC—Yesterday the Naboo Security Forces stationed in the nation’s Capitol were clearly outnumbered and unprepared for protesters. And droids
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First Details On Patty Jenkins’ Rogue Squadron Film Emerge
While Star Wars fandom was focused on The High Republic launch announcement yesterday, our spies were busy getting intel on
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Variety Apologizes For Article About Tweet That Reopened The Wounds Of “The Last Jedi”
Senior entertainment writer Adam B. Vary issued a tearful apology last night after realizing his Variety article did the exact
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New Mom Certain Baby Yoda Hates Christmas Gifts
PEORIA, IL—After two months of planning and preparing, new mom Anne Singletary believes Baby Yoda’s first Christmas was an absolute
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Galaxy’s Edge Makes COVID-19 Official Star Wars Canon
Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge continues to blur the line between fantasy and reality, and its latest addition is causing quite
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