Mark Hamill Has Never Seen A Margot Robbie Film
Sorry, Harley Quinn, but the Joker always gets the last laugh. Mark Hamill, better known as Luke Skywalker and the
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Top 10 Ways Natalie Portman Is Getting Jacked For Mighty Thor
Dr. Jane Foster will be getting jacked for the upcoming Thor: Love And Thunder, according to Natalie Portman. The 38-year
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Henry Abrams: For The Last Time, I’m Not Harry Potter
Son of film maker JJ Abrams, Henry Abrams, is sick and tired of being compared to titular character of the Harry Potter series.
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Shareholders Confirm Episode IX Face Melting Ability
According to FSW sources, a rough cut of Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker was screened for Disney shareholders early this week, and the experience resulted in literal meltdowns, with faces completely liquefied off heads. Disney CEO Bob Iger, who safely watched the investors watching the film from behind a fire-retardant, one-way mirror, said he’s absolutely thrilled by what he saw.
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501st Legion Prepare To Storm Area 51
A Facebook event designed to uncover the truth behind a popular alien conspiracy has drawn the attention of Vader’s Finest. The elite 501st Legion of Star Wars cosplayers will be among the million people seeking answers in the desert on September 20th, 2019. The organization will be sending nearly 300 humanoid members from three garrisons to the infamous Area 51 in hopes of an alien encounter.
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Thief Complains Galaxy’s Edge Prison Too Real
There’s a unique attraction at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge that very few people know about, because the only way to experience it is to break the law. Believe it or not, the 14-acre Disneyland theme park boasts a very realistic underground prison, complete with holding cells and its own court system.
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Master And Apprentice Book Review
As my first taste of Claudia Gray, Master and Apprentice left me scratching my head. Competently written, yes, but entertaining…
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