Top 10 Really Cute Things D-0 Will Do In Episode IX
Sheev Palpatine isn’t the only cutey featured in The Rise Of Skywalker. The finale to the Star Wars saga will
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Darth Maul Refutes DNA Results Linking Him To The Night King
“Absolute bantha poodoo,” said Darth Maul after reading his DNA test results early Thursday. The leader of the Crimson Dawn
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Poorly Timed Star Wars Joke Ruins Back-To-Back-To-Back Speed Dates
CHICAGO, IL — After a string of disappointing hook-ups and blind dates, 28-year old Etsy merchant Jen Dooley was really
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Kevin Smith To Receive Daughter’s Tear Ducts In Preparation For Episode IX
LOS ANGELES, CA — Citing an escalation in the nerd crying game, director Kevin Smith will be the recipient of his
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Kylo Ren Hits Rock Bottom In Episode IX
If you can’t get enough of Kylo Ren, you’re in for a treat as there will be twice as much of the Dark Prince to fantasize over in Episode IX. WARNING: MY BIG FAT JUICY SPOILERS AHEAD!
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Daisy Ridley Film Delayed Because Of Terrible Wig And Tom Holland
Lionsgate’s $100 million film adaptation of Patrick Ness’ YA sci-fi novel starring Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland will not be released this year because of “massive problems.” The film, currently titled Chaos Walking, was originally set to release March 1, 2019, but poor test screenings pushed its release to the last quarter of 2019. Now all bets are off as Lionsgate has scheduled reshoots, and postponed the film’s debut to “sometime in 2020.”
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After Marvel Film Marathon, Man Realizes Star Wars Not So Bad
What should have culminated in excitement for Avengers: Endgame has resulted in an existential crisis for Gerald “King of Fandom” McRooty of Peoria, Illinois. The 32-year old superfan of all things geek was among the devoted fans who shelled out $90 to watch 22 Marvel Studios films back-to-back at his local AMC theater.
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