FSW has unearthed the cold, hard truth behind the fate of Alden Ehrenreich, the star of Solo: A Star Wars Story. In case you’ve forgotten, the 29-year old actor has been conspicuously absent from the public eye since the spinoff film failed to meet box office expectations. A look at Ehrenreich’s IMDB listing also shows zero upcoming credits… a bit odd considering how promising his future looked just a few months ago.
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Director Rian Johnson’s Twitter game is so strong, his recent dunking on haters is getting love from none other than newly crowned NBA Slam Dunk Champion Hamidou Diallo.
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Earlier this week the Twitterverse exploded with news that “a big named director was let go of a major film IP, and that a lot of online trolls would be very happy.” Everyone assumed the rumor referred to The Last Jedi helmer Rian Johnson, but he quickly weighed in, reassuring his fans that the rumor is wrong and he is still working on the trilogy. NOT ACCORDING TO OUR SOURCE, who claims Rian is simply saving face. Our spy went on to detail 10 signs that Johnson has already been fired by Disney CEO Bob Iger. Check them out below and let us know if you think Johnson is in or out of his Star Wars trilogy.
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As the king of film news clickbait, Scott Mendelson has infuriated and delighted the internet throughout the Disney Star Wars era. His Forbes contributor pieces have no shame. Mendelson will write about the demise of Star Wars one day, then talk about how failure at the box office can actually be success in today’s global box office THE VERY NEXT DAY. He moves goal posts, spins things clockwise then counterclockwise, all the while flashing that Sith-eating grin we’ve come to love. So, what could possess a man to do this?
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The three largest manufacturers of grappling hooks are hung up on the new Star Wars micro-series of cartoons known as Galaxy of Adventures. One scene in particular has drawn their collective ire. The classic Leia rescue scene, where Luke uses a grappling hook to evade stormtroopers and swing Princess Leia to safety, has been subverted.
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86-year Old Gladys Shill was the talk of the town at the at the Golden Living Rec Center, thanks to a bingo card that revealed major Star Wars spoilers.
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Star Wars Twitter is in mourning following the bizarre chain of events that led to Lucasfilm Story Group’s Pablo Hidalgo deleting himself from existence. According to fourth-hand reports, the creative executive was celebrating his 19th year anniversary at Lucasfilm by spending time on Twitter with his wife. The couple was said to be in the middle of a tweet-and-delete party — Hidalgo is infamous for periodically deleting his tweets — when something went very wrong.
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