Top 10 Reasons Kathleen Kennedy Deserves An Honorary Academy Award
It’s been a rough week for haters of Disney Star Wars. Not only has The Last Jedi become the best
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Palpatine Issues Order 66 On Nike After “Just Do It” Snub
500 REPUBLICA, CORUSCANT — Nike may have just pulled a quarterback sneak on the Supreme Chancellor, but there will be
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Mackauley Culkin To Star As Jaxxon In Bunny Ears Lucasfilm Collaboration
BUSHWICK, BROOKLYN — Pagemaster star and gentleman extraordinaire Mackauley Culkin will be joining the Star Wars universe in a role
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Rian Johnson Develops Phobophobia Over Red Letter Media’s Review Of The Last Jedi
Fear may be the path to the Dark Side, but for Rian Johnson, it’s also the path to phobophobia. According
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Episode IX To Be Kinkiest Star Wars Ever
After years of white-centric hairstyles, Star Wars is finally going to add some much needed diversity to its hairdos with
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Kylo Ren’s Scar Returning To Original Position for Episode IX
The Scar Wars Saga continues as the ongoing battle over the placement of Kylo Ren’s facial scar rages into its
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Episode IX Sweeps New Oscar Categories For 2019
It may be more than a year away from release, but Episode IX is already racking up the awards. The
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