Thanos Considers Resetting Star Wars Continuity
During a relaxing Memorial Day weekend spent alone at multiple showings of Solo: A Star Wars Story, Infinity Gauntlet wielder
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Sinkhole Reveals Sarlacc On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON D.C. — A widely reported sinkhole on the North Lawn of the White House has widened, revealing a mature
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Lord And Miller Improv Their Way Out Of Awkward Solo Questions
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller narrowly escaped an entertainment reporter’s questions when the topic of Solo:
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Kathleen Kennedy: Next Spinoff To Focus On Lando’s Hair
During a press junket for Solo: A Star Wars Story, Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy detailed the company’s plan for its
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Star Wars Fan Boycotts The Boycott Of Something She May Have Boycotted Before
BERKELEY, CA — In a sign that outrage culture may well have reached its zenith, outspoken Liberal Arts major Lisa
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Top 10 Signs Fame Has Gone To Chewbacca’s Head
RIP Chewbacca. The mild-mannered, loyal Wookiee we’ve come to love over the last 40 years has been replaced with a
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Mark Hamill Joins Jumanji Threequel Set To Face Off Against Episode IX
In a move straight out of his WWE past, Dwayne Johnson aka the Rock recently announced the addition of Mark
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