Disney Grooming Kevin Feige For Blazer Over T-Shirt Role At Lucasfilm
After 10 years and $12 billion in box office grosses, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige has finally made Business Casual
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Padme Breaks the Heart of Israel, Anakin To Redeem Her
Israeli-American actor-director multi-hyphenate Natalie Portman just landed herself on Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Sith list. The actor, best known for playing
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Daisy Ridley Enters Rehab For Salt Addiction
After months of speculation and dehydration, Star Wars actor Daisy Ridley has entered a facility to treat her spicy addiction
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Disney Hires Woman Of Color To Work Under Jewish Man In Historic Move
In a landmark decision, Disney and Lucasfilm have finally hired a female director to work on a Star Wars movie.
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Therm Scissorpunch Banned From Staples
“Classic xenophobia. No two ways about it. They should be ashamed of themselves,” said Therm Scissorpunch, an alien of unknown
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Dave Coulier Is Therm Scissorpunch In Solo!
Just when you think Therm Scissorpunch couldn’t sound any more awesome, we’ve caught wind that the alien will be voiced
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Benioff And Weiss Fight Spoiler Culture By Spoiling All 9 Of Their Star Wars Films
Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss may have paved the way for HBO’s Westworld, but now the
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