Boba Fett’s Starship Renamed Hutt Slayer One
The Loth-cat’s out of the bag! Disney has revealed that Boba Fett’s Starship, which was previously known as Slave I
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Kevin Feige’s Star Wars Features A Love Triangle Between Lando, Lobot, And Loki?!
Pansexuals, rejoice! We’ve caught wind of the major plot points in Kevin Feige’s upcoming Star Wars story and if it
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Natalie Portman Says Making “For The Better” Memes Is A Form Of Bullying
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA—The face that launched a million memes is happy about it, right? She’s happy about it, right? Apparently, no.
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Rey Drops ‘Skywalker’ After Luke’s Sith Journals Discovered
TATOOINE—Construction on the all-new “Skywalker Jedi Academy” has been halted after a moisture farmer unearthed controversial paraphernalia kept by the
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Top 10 Ways To Rage Quit Your Job And Fuel The Dark Side
After a year of living in a COVID world, more and more workers are telling their employers to go straight
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Ironic: Order 66 Survivors Outnumber Fatalities As New Study Claims 11,000 Jedi Escaped Death And Will Find New Lives In Books, Cartoons, And TV Shows
Poor Darth Vader—A new study reveals Order 66 was actually a colossal failure, adding insult to injury for Palpatine and
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David Spade Confirms Rey Is Basically Joe Dirt
Earlier today, comedian David Spade posted an Instagram Story that rocked both the Star Wars and Joe Dirt fandoms. With
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