Top 10 Signs Hugh Hefner was a Jedi
The galaxy has lost its first Jedi playboy with the passing of publishing pioneer and American icon Hugh Hefner. While
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J.J. Abrams Outed as Insane Steven Spielberg Clone Named Steeven
HOLLYWOOD — The King of the Reboot has finally been outed as a literal reboot of the director whose style
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Rey PEZ Head Dispensers Reveal Not Much Inside
TWITTERSPHERE — An intrepid follower sent us an exclusive report on what’s going on inside Rey’s head after the events
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Killer Porgs Revealed: Details on The Pit of Pain & Suffering!
The cutest new additions to the Star Wars universe aka porgs are hiding a deadly secret: they have an insatiable
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Top 10 Reasons Colin Trevorrow Parted Ways with Lucasfilm Over Episode IX
It’s that time of year again — Kathleen Kennedy has fired yet another Star Wars director, once again citing creative
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Porgs Sell Out in Under 6 Parsecs and Why It Matters
Surprising absolutely no one, it turns out cute furries and Star Wars are a recipe for record-breaking sales. The receipts
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Best Overheard in Snoke’s Throne Room
As the Supreme Leader of the First Order, Snoke is privy to some of the most closely guarded secrets in
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