Author: Willybobo
Porg Tattoos Fill Couple with Regret
CLEARWATER, FL — A pair of local Star Wars fans are rethinking their tattoos based on the all-new porg creatures
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Snoke Signs Exclusive Deal with Big Baller Brand
CHINO HILLS, CA — The first family of basketball just scored another first – an exclusive contract with the leader
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Top 10 Things George Lucas Whispers into Kathleen Kennedy’s Ear
According to my second cousin Anthony Breznican, the new Disney Star Wars films still have a bit of George Lucas in
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Last Jedi Spoilers: Vampire Snoke, Phasma Palpatine & More!
Like an engorged vampire bat out of hell, we’ve returned with the juiciest of Last Jedi spoilers. Namely, what the
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Disney Planning Female-Only Force Friday for Last Jedi
Hollywood — DC’s surprise hit Wonder Woman continues to prove that women are just as capable as men, if not
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Kylo Ren Stages Intervention to Help Snoke Kick Death Sticks Habit
The Outer Rim — After losing his father late last year, Kylo Ren is doing everything in his power to
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