Taylor Swift To Equip Private Jet with Hyperdrive For Maximum Pollution
*Los Angeles, CA* — In a shocking turn of events, pop superstar Taylor Swift has announced her latest endeavor: retrofitting
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Disney Recalls Yord Bobbleheads Amid Neck-Snapping Epidemic
*Orlando, FL* — In a stunning turn of events, Disney has issued a recall for their beloved Yord bobbleheads. The
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Disney Forced To Reveal Unequal Pay on Set of The Acolyte
In a stunning exposé, Disney has reluctantly unveiled the shocking pay disparities plaguing the set of their latest Star Wars
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Lucasfilm Proposes Radical Change to Star Wars Terminology
In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves throughout the galaxy, Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy announced today that the iconic
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Grand Admiral Thrawn Declares Another Blue Boy Summer
*Coruscant, Galactic Empire* — In a stunning press conference held aboard the Imperial Star Destroyer Chimaera, Grand Admiral Thrawn, renowned
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Ki-Adi-Mundi Claims 100 Years Are The Same As 1,000
**Coruscant, Galactic Core** — In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the Jedi Temple, Master Ki-Adi-Mundi claims that
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Next Slate of Fired Star Wars Directors to be Announced at Celebration
LONDON, UK — A source close to the higher ups at Lucasfilm has informed FSW that a lineup of newly
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