Fans Petition To Have Levar Burton Star As Lando
First it was Jeopardy. Then came a fun commercial with Ryan Reynolds for Aviation Gin. And now the ‘Levar-athan’ beast
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Francis McDormand Howl Turns Dave Filoni Into Giant Werewolf
Los Angeles, CA—Last night, Hollywood went full Howl-ywood! During the 93rd Academy Awards ceremony, actress Francis McDormand howled like a
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“Obi-Wan Kenobi” Actor Kumail Nanjiani Takes The HGH Ground
Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’ve been put on notice: Kumail Nanjiani is out for what’s yours.“Bruh, I’ve got enough HGH in me
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EPCOT Censors ‘Klaud’ Wall To Be Less Of A Penis
One of the world’s most popular penis backdrops for Instagrammers has been cut for good. The ‘Klaud’ wall, a very
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Scrabble Removes 25 Derogatory Star Wars Words
By request of Lucasfilm, the owners of Scrabble have banned “offensive” Star Wars words from all versions of the game.
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Shocking: Even Revan Doesn’t Know Who Revan Is
Fire has spread across the Twitterverse as fans and non-fans alike have been discussing gatekeeping within the Star Wars community.
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The Real Truth About Shmi Skywalker Revealed
On a drunken night out in Foerost, hanging out with some shipyard droids, I heard the diminutive N0Z-8AL bragging about
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