Disney Announces ‘Real’ Amputations for Galaxy’s Edge
The Skywalker monopoly on losing limbs via lightsaber is officially over. Following a virtual announcement of genuine lightsabers, Disney held
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New Reports Suggest Covid Vaccines Reduce Midi-Chlorian Count
COCO TOWN, CORUSCANT — Several new reports are hitting the Holonet claiming Covid vaccines are not only fighting the novel
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Obi-Wan Removed From Jedi Council After Misgendering Zam Wesell
USCRU DISTRICT, CORUSCANT — Tuesday afternoon, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi was removed from his seat on the Jedi council after
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Star Wars Fan Surprised to Learn Female Characters Exist
LAKE COMO, FL — Boomer Star Wars fan, Lyndon Augustine was shocked after accompanying his grandchildren to Galaxy’s Edge at
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Palpatine Stumbles Multiple Times as He Exits Lambda Shuttle
Emperor Palpatine stumbled twice and fell as he descended the ramp to his personal Lambda-class T-4a shuttle on Friday on board the
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Darth Maul Upset After Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater Snub
While the release of the updated classic game ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 + 2‘ was way back in September
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Exclusive: ‘Star Wars: Underworld’ Anime Mini-Series Coming in April to Disney+
Call me Captain Ahab because I just landed the white whale. Recently my longtime friend and cohort, George Lucas, stopped
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