Disney Adds ‘No Baby Yoda’ Warning To Muppet Babies
Maybe it should be called Disclaimer Plus. Once again, Disney has added a content warning to programming aimed at literal
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Gina Carano Gets Betty Boop And Hanson Canceled
The mass media and Twitter mob’s coordinated cancelation of Gina Carano has expanded to include anyone who identifies as “boop”,
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Fan Celebrates Gina Carano’s Firing By Ingesting Cara Dune Figures
Following the announcement from Lucasfilm that Gina Carano will not be appearing in any Star Wars property moving forward, Star
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Stonk Wars Unites Star Wars Fandom
Reddit users with diametrically opposed views of Star Wars have found common ground in the frenzy surrounding shares of GameStop.
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DJ Hired To Unlock Bitcoin Wallet Worth $270 Million
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—The story that rocked the cryptocurrency world has taken an even stranger turn. Stefan Thomas, the programmer who
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Anakin Skywalker Misses Weight For Kenobi Rematch
Filming on Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi began this week, but the production has already suffered a heavy blow. Hayden Christensen
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Capitol Breach Draws Sharp Condemnation of Naboo Security Forces
WASHINGTON DC—Yesterday the Naboo Security Forces stationed in the nation’s Capitol were clearly outnumbered and unprepared for protesters. And droids
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