Galaxy’s Edge Makes COVID-19 Official Star Wars Canon
Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge continues to blur the line between fantasy and reality, and its latest addition is causing quite
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Emperor Palpatine Back on His Feet After First Dose of COVID-19 Vaccine
Emperor Sheev Palpatince has praised the Galactic Health Services saying he wants to “give them all a Force hug” after
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Pope Francis Condemns Baby Yoda
During a passionate speech delivered from the Vatican, Pope Francis said Christians should “resist the cuteness of consumerism’s latest virus
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Lucasfilm Employee Bombarded By Fanboys After Tweeting Pic of His Breakfast
Early this morning, Lucasfilm Story Group member Matt Martin tweeted a photo of what he was having for breakfast, and
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Did The Mandalorian Leak Secret NSA Data Via Ancient Jedi Runes??
The NSA’s Division of cyphers (rumored to be called “The Uglies”) accepted the resignation of their Chief of Signals Intelligence,
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Exclusive: Lucasfilm Changing Name to Fanservicefilm
In case The Mandalorian wasn’t proof enough, FSW has gained an exclusive memo that cements Lucasfilm’s plan to make fan
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The Cantina Forum Bans 99% Of Members For Referring To Grogu as ‘Baby Yoda’
What’s in a name? A big fat ban, if you’re unlucky enough to use the name “Baby Yoda” on popular
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