Palpatine: Defunding Death Star 3 Will Lead To Slower, More Painful Deaths
Early this morning, the newly resurrected leader of The Final Order criticized the grassroots movement to defund his planet-killing weapon.
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CANON: Joe Biden Blew Up the Death Star
Breaking news! Pablo Hidalgo has come out of his self-imposed exile on Twitter to announce it was Joe Biden who
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Purple Lightsaber Ruins Gender Reveal Party
SEDGWICK COUNTY, KS — Jaime and Rick Edwards were furious after their gender-reveal party was ruined by a ceremonial lightsaber
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Former Star Wars Novelist Threatens Jedi Archives With Lawsuit
CORUSCANT — After successfully lobbying for the open-access digital library Internet Archive to shut down, ex-Star Wars novelist Ralph Wingdings
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Black Sun Syndicate Renamed Boys & Girls Club Of The Underworld
DATHOMIR — Darth Maul held a press conference late Tuesday to announce widespread changes to the Black Sun Syndicate and
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Incel Smitten By Gender Swapped Luke Skywalker
RICHLANDS, VA — “Lucy Skywalker” is having a moment, and it could not have come at a better time. The
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EA’s Squadrons to Feature First Trans Hero in Star Wars
Motive Studios and EA showed off the next video game joining canon, Star Wars: Squadrons. Within the trailer, we get
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