Jedi And Sith Agree To 6-Foot Lightsabers
“Matter more than ever, size does today,” said Jedi Master Yoda after the Jedi Council voted to unanimously pass new
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Prince Harry Gives Up Blaster Collection To Please Meghan Markle
Time to hang’em up, Harry! The Duke of Sussex, who’s been a stormtrooper since a very young age, sold his
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Fan Cancels Disney+ Membership After Ripping New Clone Wars Episodes
NEW BRUNSWICK, TN — Star Wars fan Marcus Samuels has done the unthinkable. The twenty-two-year-old has canceled his Disney+ membership
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Disney Claims Ownership Of #MayTheFarce Tweets
It appears Disney has no chill, especially in regard to Star Wars Day. After claiming ownership over tweets using the
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Podcaster Subverts Expectations by Releasing Star Trek Episode on May 4th
BURBANK, OREGON — Billy “Fireball” Thompson, host of Cinematic Pleasures podcast has committed a fandom sin by uploading an episode
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Jason Ward Cancels Star Wars Day Pajama Party For Teens
“Now’s just not a good time,” said Jason Ward after suddenly cancelling a virtual Star Wars party exclusively for teenagers… and
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J.J. Abrams: “Lens Flare Can Kill The Coronavirus”
Director J.J. Abrams believes he has discovered the a way to destroy the devastating coronavirus. According to the creator of Lost,
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