Sheev Indicted!
Coruscant, Galactic Senate – In a stunning turn of events, the former Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic, Sheev Palpatine,
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Gamers Revolt!! Received “Lego Star Wars – The Skywalker Saga: Duplo Edition” Instead of “Deluxe Edition”
A number of gamers who purchased Lego Star Wars – The Skywalker Saga: Deluxe received the Duplo Edition which is meant for babies.
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Last Minute Super Bowl Half-Time Line-Up Changes Causing Chaos
The Super Bowl LVI halftime show lineup is up in the air as last minute changes replace legendary rappers with intergalactic scooter cyborgs.
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Harrison Ford Reveals What We Suspected All Along About His Involvement in The Book of Boba Fett
Will the scruffy looking scoundrel be returning to Star Wars? According to a “leak” found by fans on IMDB.com, the answer is: yes!
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Spotify Drops Figrin D’an After Demanding Joe Rogan Be Removed
The galactically known singer/musician has issued an ultimatum to the streaming service because it hosts Joe Rogan, whom the mayor
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EA Announces New Star Wars Games
Hungry Star Wars gamers are eating well this week! EA recently announced three new Star Wars games were in development:
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Vespa Dealerships See Sales Growth After ‘Boba Fett’ Chapter 3
Scooter and moped dealerships across the galaxy are seeing huge sales spikes after the appearance of brightly colored speeders modeled
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