Rancor at Jabba’s Palace Tests Positive for COVID-19 After Developing Dry Cough
DUNE SEA , TATOOINE — A rancor privately owned by Jabba Desilijic Tiure of Tatooine has tested positive for COVID-19. The animal
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Rey Skywalker Practicing Self-Quarantine on Tatooine
LARS HOMESTEAD, TATOOINE — After the defeat of the First Order and Sith fleet during the Battle of Exegol, Resistance
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Kylo Ren Explains Steak And Billy Joel Day
Last month FSW brought you an exclusive look at an internal First Order memo, from SLOTFO Kylo Ren himself, explaining
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Disney CEO: Coronavirus May Cost Us More Than Kathleen Kennedy
The newest CEO-named-Bob at Disney is facing a major crisis only a few days into his tenure, courtesy of COVID-19.
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Harrison Ford Unloads Massive F Bomb Payload At 40,000 Feet
ORANGE COUNTY, CA — During a recent press junket for Call of the Wild, Harrison Ford made history with the largest
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Babu Frik: I IDENTIFY AS A WOOKIEE!
In a stunning announcement, droidsmith Babu Frik has addressed recent rumors by stating that he identifies as a Wookiee.
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Stephen A. Smith Says Anakin Threw His Fight With Obi-Wan
After spitting hot takes about the UFC and the Oscar Best Picture winner Parasite, outspoken ESPN sports commentator Stephen A. Smith
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