Star Wars Manages To Get An Oscar On Stage
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA — Despite being shut out of statues in three categories, Disney was celebrating a huge win for Star Wars this
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Darth Vader Face Masks Sell Out Amid Coronavirus Fears
“They cost an arm and a leg now,” said Sheldon Ortiz, one of several dozen shoppers who crowded New York
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Kathleen Kennedy Trolls Haters In Her Acting Debut
Mega-producer Kathleen Kennedy has reached yet another milestone in her ever-expanding legacy. Believe it or not, the president of Lucasfilm
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‘Kenobi’ Delays Due to Kathleen Kennedy Eating Script Writers
According to sources, Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy has reportedly eaten several script writers who were working on the upcoming Kenobi
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Ben Solo Spotted Cavorting With Ghost Of Jyn Erso
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA — Rey made have stolen a kiss from Ben Solo during his last breath, but it appears “there is
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Prince Xizor Offers Zero Cooperation In Epstein Case
Federal prosecutors and the newly formed Space Force have sought to interview Prince Xizor about Jeffrey Epstein, but he has provided
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Ewan McGregor: Kenobi Show Not Delayed, From A Certain Point Of View
The star of the forthcoming Obi-Wan Kenobi live action project has confirmed to FSW that its release date has not
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