Jeans Guy Returns From the Cutting Room Floor in Book of Boba Fett
The infamous Jeans Guy, who went viral after briefly appearing in a single frame of Chapter 12 of The Mandalorian,
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New Star Wars Novel To Be Titled “The TV Show of Boba Fett”
BURBANK, CA–Del Rey Books, who publishes Star Wars novels under the Lucasfilm imprint, has announced an upcoming novel entitled The
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Truth Behind Patty Jenkins’ Rogue Squadron Departure Revealed
Kathleen Kennedy strikes again! It was reported last week that the legendary producer and Lucasfilm president has fired yet another
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Self-proclaimed Twitter and YouTube Celeb replaces Patty Jenkins to Write, Direct, and Star in Next Star Wars Film.
After the recent news of the delay of Patty Jenkins’ Rogue Squadron film for the unforeseeable future, Cam Ray—a mostly
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“The Book of Boba Fett” To Be Exclusively Released As Audio Book
Lucasfilm has been known to push the boundary on visual effects, but even these technical geniuses weren’t able to figure
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Disney-Skipping Privileges To Cost $30
ORLANDO, FL—After facing immediate backlash for its upcoming Genie service for parkgoers, Disney has announced a similar service for those
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J.J. Abrams Files For Creative Bankruptcy
SANTA MONICA, CA—Writer-director-producer J.J. Abrams has filed for creative bankruptcy due to a severe bout of writer’s block. In Chapter
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