The Democratic debate was full of ups and downs. From Joe Biden misquoting General Hux to Kamala Harris acknowledging that Sheev Palpatine IS the Senate. However, the overall winner of the debate was none other than Cory Booker. The former Newark mayor made the promise of releasing the Star Wars original trilogy in it’s pre-special edition state. This won the hearts of nerds across the country.
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Faking Star Wars is currently under investigation by fact-checking site Snopes. FSW is another victim to their judgment of satire is intentional fake news.
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Sorry, Harley Quinn, but the Joker always gets the last laugh. Mark Hamill, better known as Luke Skywalker and the
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Elan Sleazebaggano was arrested on Friday morning following a massive drug raid which took place at his girlfriend’s home.
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According to FSW sources, a rough cut of Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker was screened for Disney shareholders early this week, and the experience resulted in literal meltdowns, with faces completely liquefied off heads. Disney CEO Bob Iger, who safely watched the investors watching the film from behind a fire-retardant, one-way mirror, said he’s absolutely thrilled by what he saw.
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A Facebook event designed to uncover the truth behind a popular alien conspiracy has drawn the attention of Vader’s Finest. The elite 501st Legion of Star Wars cosplayers will be among the million people seeking answers in the desert on September 20th, 2019. The organization will be sending nearly 300 humanoid members from three garrisons to the infamous Area 51 in hopes of an alien encounter.
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During a candid interview with Star Wars fansite Naboo Insider, Portman casually revealed while drinking a skinny no-foam latte that she apparently blocked out that she starred in all three Star Wars prequel films from her memory.
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