Adam Driver Spotted At Avengers Endgame Reshoots
Oh snap — Disney’s two biggest film franchises may be planning an epic cross-over event in the near future if
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George Lucas Spotted Working as Walmart Greeter
It seems George Lucas has gotten bored with retirement after selling the Star Wars franchise and Lucasfilm to the Walt Disney Company. So what is the maker doing now you ask? He has taken employment at his local Walmart Super Center a greeter.
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Barista Promises You’re Totally Going To Love The Star Wars Latte Art You Totally Didn’t Ask For
All month long, patrons of Common Grounds (formerly Bump N Grind) have been treated to feminist Star Wars latte art, courtesy of 32-year old barista Blu Rain. According to the part-time performance artist, Women’s History Month deserves to be part of everyone’s coffee drink, and the Star Wars tie-in really makes it “out of this world.”
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Disney To Tweet As Carrie Fisher For Episode IX Hype
Carrie Fisher is getting another lease on life — and this time, she’s living on forever… in the form of
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Mike Zeroh Gives Up Spoiling Star Wars For Lent
Infamous Star Wars leaker and spoiler-monger, Mike Zeroh is taking a break from his daily YouTube uploading schedule. Don’t worry Zeroheads! He isn’t quitting the spoiler game, but rather observing the Catholic ritual of Lent.
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Kathleen Kennedy Steps Down as President of Lucasfilm
Today, the true fans of Star Wars may finally be able to rejoice. Kathleen Kennedy is voluntarily stepping down from her position at Lucasfilm, Ltd. to pursue a new venture. Her new venture is currently under wraps but we will be able to announce it soon. But who will be taking Kennedy’s place? Read on to find out.
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Kylo Ren Becomes Youngest Self-Made Quadrillionaire Ever
The heir apparent to Lord Vader, Kylo Ren (formerly Ben Solo), just became the galaxy’s youngest quadrillionaire, according to the 2019 Forbes Quadrillionaires’ List.
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