Kylo Ren Burns Down Jedi Temple Challenge, Show Canceled
A Jedi temple masquerading as a game show was destroyed last night by Kylo Ren and his Knights of Ren.
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Magic Castle Inn Reveals Star Wars Motel Experience
HIGHWAY 192, FL—Hardcore nerds may be asking themselves if $6,000 for a 2-night stay at a Star Wars-themed hotel is
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“The Bad Batch” Sanctioned For False Advertising, Actually Wholesome
WASHINGTON, DC – Federal Trade Commission Chairwoman Lina Khan announced this week that the FTC will be pursuing sanctions against
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Lucasfilm Sued By the International Olympic Committee
In a stunning twist of events, Lucasfilm and Disney, who notoriously go after small websites and content creators for use
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Han Solo Gets First Shot
MOS EISLEY–Galactic smuggler and war hero Han Solo made headlines recently when photographers spotted him getting his first shot of the
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Armie Hammer: “Star Wars Is Curing My Cannibalism”
Disgraced actor Armie Hammer says he is well on his way to recovery thanks to Star Wars. If you recall,
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Lucasfilm Rebrands Fight Between Mace Windu and Palpatine As “Shocking Encounter”
As The High Republic continues to introduce more Jedi to Star Wars fans, Lucasfilm has begun to remove all negative
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