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Brie Larson Declares Mace Windu’s Lightsaber Off Limits To White Men

During a recent press junket for Captain Marvel, Brie Larson made yet another controversial statement directed at white males. The outspoken progressive recounted the day her co-star Samuel L. Jackson brought his lightsaber to the set. At first, Larson was overjoyed to be holding the elegant weapon of Jedi master Mace Windu as seen in the Star Wars prequels. While handling the iconic blade, however, Larson experienced an “awokening” as she described it.

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EXCLUSIVE: Alden Ehrenreich Frozen In Carbonite

FSW has unearthed the cold, hard truth behind the fate of Alden Ehrenreich, the star of Solo: A Star Wars Story. In case you’ve forgotten, the 29-year old actor has been conspicuously absent from the public eye since the spinoff film failed to meet box office expectations. A look at Ehrenreich’s IMDB listing also shows zero upcoming credits… a bit odd considering how promising his future looked just a few months ago.

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Top 10 Signs Rian Johnson Has Already Been Fired From His Star Wars Trilogy

Earlier this week the Twitterverse exploded with news that “a big named director was let go of a major film IP, and that a lot of online trolls would be very happy.” Everyone assumed the rumor referred to The Last Jedi helmer Rian Johnson, but he quickly weighed in, reassuring his fans that the rumor is wrong and he is still working on the trilogy. NOT ACCORDING TO OUR SOURCE, who claims Rian is simply saving face. Our spy went on to detail 10 signs that Johnson has already been fired by Disney CEO Bob Iger. Check them out below and let us know if you think Johnson is in or out of his Star Wars trilogy.

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