“I’d Love To Be In a Star War!” Said an A-List Celebrity
You know that one guy or gal from that one movie? Well they want to be cast in Star Wars!
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Gladiator 2 To Feature Epic Podracing Sequence
WAKANDA — “Are you not entertained… by podracing,” said director Ridley Scott from the set of his first ever TV series, Raised
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Natalie Portman Regrets Bullying 14 of 15 Handmaidens
After nearly 20 years, Queen Amidala has finally issued a long overdue mea culpa! In a new interview with Vanity
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Jake Skywalker To Be Luke Skywalker For Halloween Again
For the third year in a row, infamous Luke Skywalker lookalike Jake Skywalker will be dressing up as the Jedi Master
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Kelly Marie Tran Says Anyone Can Wear A Rose Tico Costume
For Star Wars fans wondering if a Rose Tico costume will upset someone given today’s outrage culture, you’ve got the
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Mike Zeroh Apologizes For YouTube Outage, Promises 50,000 New Videos By Noon
“I’m working triple time to make up for the disruption,” said Mike Zeroh via Skype this morning. The popular Star
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Florida Man Afraid to Admit He Likes Resistance
ORANGE, FLORIDA — While many fans are quite happy with Disney’s latest Star Wars animated offering, including our own Nick
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