Weebs Already Blaming Kathleen Kennedy For the Death of Anime
Following the release of a behind-the-scenes look at the upcoming Star Wars: Visions anime anthology series for Disney+, weebs, weeabos,
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Alden Ehrenreich Trashes Scarjo For Appearing In “Garbage” Solo Film
CASTLE WARD, NORTHERN IRELAND—It’s 5am on the set of the Elizabeth Banks-directed thriller, Cocaine Bear, but Alden Ehrenreich is already
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Poll: Majority of Star Wars Fans Actually Hate Star Wars
MODESTO, CA–An overwhelming majority of Star Wars fans actually hate Star Wars, according to a recent poll conducted by the
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Disney Ready To Sue Over UFO Report
In a bizarre reaction to recent events, the office of The Director of National Intelligence (DNI) is the new target
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Boba Fett’s Starship Renamed Hutt Slayer One
The Loth-cat’s out of the bag! Disney has revealed that Boba Fett’s Starship, which was previously known as Slave I
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Harrison Ford: “Kathleen Kennedy is Trying to Kill Me”
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM, EARTH—News broke earlier last week that Harrison Ford suffered a shoulder injury while rehearsing a fight scene
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Kevin Feige’s Star Wars Features A Love Triangle Between Lando, Lobot, And Loki?!
Pansexuals, rejoice! We’ve caught wind of the major plot points in Kevin Feige’s upcoming Star Wars story and if it
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