Disney Chairman Bob Iger Buys $100 Million In JarJar Token
Jar Jar Binks may be one of the most reviled characters in Star Wars, but his eponymous cryptocurrency has just
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Spider-Man Stunt Bot Caught Swinging With Kylo Ren Animatronic
Disney Adventure’s Avengers Campus has just opened but it’s already caught up in controversy. Late last night, a Disney Imagineer
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Disney Investigating Judge Who Claimed Star Wars Sequels Were “Schlocky”
The Mouse House is striking back at Ninth Circuit Court Judge Kenneth K. Lee, who declared The Last Jedi and
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Anakin Skywalker Says Shyamalan’s “Old” Should Be Banned
CORUSCANT—Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker went on a bizarre rant during a HoloNet Live fundraising event for the Death to Death
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Lucasfilm’s New “Mindful Practice Room” Lets Employees Cry Into A CG Void
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a special ceremony marking the close of Mental Health Awareness Month, Kathleen Kennedy unveiled new technology that
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7 Reasons Why Zack Snyder’s 7 Samurai Star Wars Was Not Greenlit
Zack Snyder does not take “No” for an answer. The director recently revealed plans to take his failed Star Wars
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Grand Admiral Thrawn Declares “Blue Boy Summer”
OUTER RIM—Talk of a white boy summer, hot girl summer, or baby bump summer has been silenced this morning by
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