Malakili The Rancor Keeper Quits Star Wars Over Shirtless Scenes
LONDON, ENGLAND—Veteran stage actor Paul Brooke recently dropped a bombshell on The Graham Norton Show, which has left Star Wars
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Temuera Morrison Creates Social Media Site
Temuera Morrison, the actor who portrayed all the clones in the prequels, as well as Boba Fett on The Mandalorian
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Brie Larson To Play Rey Skywalker’s Love Interest In Episode X
A new rumor from our friends at We Got This Smothered has left the FSW crew speechless. According to intel,
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Gardulla The Hutt Bullied After Revealing Anorexia Diagnosis
NAL HUTTA—After posting a HoloNet update stating that she’s “anorexic and in recovery,” Gardulla Besadii the Elder has received overwhelming
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Binary Sunset Comes Out As Nonbinary
MOS EISLEY—After a period of self-reflection, the iconic twin suns of Tatooine have revealed they are nonbinary and changing their
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Jim Parsons Cast as C-3PO in Upcoming Star Wars Broadway Musical
Giving a literal meaning to “if it bleeds, it leads,” our sources have taken a page from the creepy ambulance
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Pedro Pascal Struck By Lightning On Mandalorian Set
Inside sources have confirmed that Pedro Pascal, who portrays the titular character The Mandalorian, was struck by lightning today on
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