Geode Says Korg Doesn’t Have Half His Stones
WARNING: THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS INSIDE BRIDGE OF THE STAR SHIP VESSEL – Geode, the Vintian navigator and infamous
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Disney-Skipping Privileges To Cost $30
ORLANDO, FL—After facing immediate backlash for its upcoming Genie service for parkgoers, Disney has announced a similar service for those
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Magic Castle Inn Reveals Star Wars Motel Experience
HIGHWAY 192, FL—Hardcore nerds may be asking themselves if $6,000 for a 2-night stay at a Star Wars-themed hotel is
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Fauci Says Suing Disney Not Recommended Right Now
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The doctor is in, but his diagnosis is not going to sit well with Marvel fans. Dr. Anthony S.
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Disney Chairman Bob Iger Buys $100 Million In JarJar Token
Jar Jar Binks may be one of the most reviled characters in Star Wars, but his eponymous cryptocurrency has just
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How The Big Twist In “Cruella” Is Stolen From “The Rise Of Skywalker”
Twitter is being cruel to Cruella de Vil despite her sympathetic backstory! Disney’s latest live-action film based on a cartoon
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Disney Adds ‘No Baby Yoda’ Warning To Muppet Babies
Maybe it should be called Disclaimer Plus. Once again, Disney has added a content warning to programming aimed at literal
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