Grand Admiral Thrawn Declares Another Blue Boy Summer
*Coruscant, Galactic Empire* — In a stunning press conference held aboard the Imperial Star Destroyer Chimaera, Grand Admiral Thrawn, renowned
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Fandom and Nerd Life
She/Her Possessed By Star Wars Oreos
**New York City, Present Day** — In a twist stranger than a subway rat wielding a lightsaber, Eloise Munchington, a
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Don’t Be an Obi-Wan This Valentine’s Day
OPINION – Obi-Wan Kenobi is a beloved hero in a beloved franchise. And while he has many great characteristics, it’s
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New Study Finds Baby Yoda More Popular than Minions with Your Mom and Her Friends on Facebook
It’s finally happened! Baby Yoda has surpassed Minions in being more popular for meme usage with Gen Xers on Facebook.
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With No New Mandalorian Season, Thousands Suffer Baby Yoda Withdrawals
WASHINGTON, D.C.–The American Psychiatric Association has published a study detailing that thousands of Americans and others worldwide may be suffering
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Self-proclaimed Twitter and YouTube Celeb replaces Patty Jenkins to Write, Direct, and Star in Next Star Wars Film.
After the recent news of the delay of Patty Jenkins’ Rogue Squadron film for the unforeseeable future, Cam Ray—a mostly
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Magic Castle Inn Reveals Star Wars Motel Experience
HIGHWAY 192, FL—Hardcore nerds may be asking themselves if $6,000 for a 2-night stay at a Star Wars-themed hotel is
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