Spider-Man’s Tom Holland Hates Star Wars
During a press junket for Marvel’s upcoming epilogue to Avengers: Endgame, Spider-Man: Far From Home, star Tom Holland admits he hates Star Wars! The nerve of this punk!
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Fandom and Nerd Life
Hayden Christensen Miscast As Anakin Skywalker In Cameo Video
“He’s breaking my heart,” said Deborah Pugh upon learning that Star Wars performer Hayden Christensen would charge extra for reshooting a short video meant as a surprise for her husband. The 34-year old dental student had booked Christensen via celeb shout out service Cameo to help celebrate her husband Sandy’s 40th birthday.
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Harry Knowles Calls Out Kristian Harloff For White Shill Privilege
The former head of pioneering shill website Ain’t It Cool News has resurfaced — and he’s got a bone to pick with Collider’s Kristian Harloff. After years of laying low due to assault allegations, Harry Knowles has broken his silence because of “ridiculous and irresponsible” claims made by Harloff in a recent live tantrum.
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Reylo Nation Decanonizes Daisy Ridley Engagement
Yesterday several news outlets reported that Star Wars lead Daisy Ridley had gotten engaged to her Murder on the Orient
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Penis Alien Cosplay “Looks Like A**”
After a whopping 72 man hours, a local man’s cosplay of “Klaud the penis alien” has missed the mark, according to friends and family.
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Harloff Minor Decanonized After Kristian Harloff’s Tantrum
It’s a sad day for manbabies across the galaxy as Lucasfilm officially decanonized Harloff Minor — the planet named after Collidor contributor Kristian Harloff — in a ceremony held earlier today at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge.
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High School Principal Booed at Graduation Ceremony for Quoting The Last Jedi
During the senior commencement speech at Northwest High School, Principal Lucas Kennedy took the stage to congratulate and pass on wisdom to the graduating class of 2019 on Saturday afternoon this past weekend. The speech Principal Kennedy delivered was as generic as all his speeches have been since he began his tenure back in 1999 until he subverted expectations by quoting The Last Jedi.
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