This weekend, thousands of Star Wars fans will converge on ultra-violent, crime-ridden Chicago for four days of convention fun — what could go wrong?! Not much, according to Captain Panaka cosplayer Carl Danvers, who arrived a day early to set up perimeters and ensure the McCormick Center is free of Sith, battle droids, and prequel haters.
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arly Wednesday morning, Chicago native Franklin T. Swan woke up to huge news. He won a lottery drawing at his local VFW and is the proud owner of a brand new 2019 Chevy Silverado! While this is great news to anyone reading, Swan couldn’t be any more upset. Swan, who is a huge Star Wars fan, bought tickets to this weekend’s Star Wars Celebration and entered the lottery to gain entry to the Episode IX panel taking place Friday but did not get the response he was looking forward to.
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Out of the blue in the vast ocean of Twitter, legendary comedian and entertainer, David Spade pressed send on a cryptic message that may point towards his involvement in a future Star Wars project. Is it a tease or a simple joke? FSW sleuths will discover the truth!
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Attention voters! The last Jedi himself, Mark Hamill, is throwing his name in the hat to take down Supreme Leader Trump. Come November 2020, you will be able to officially vote for Mark Hamill to be the next president of the United States of America. No more write-ins for the former farm boy this time!
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A years long secret, bitter feud between Chuck E’ Cheese founder Nolan Bushnell and Five Nights at Freddy’s wunderkind Scott Cawthon ended in a Star Wars lightsaber duel on the streets of Paris on International Something on a Stick Day.
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Things are about to get ugly for Disney Star Wars as a consortium of America’s leading talent agencies have joined forces with Chinese President Xi Jinping to boycott the films. According to the group, Lucasfilm is not living up to Kathleen Kennedy’s mission to make Star Wars more inclusive.
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As a result of the terrestrial outrage, Lucasfilm has done away with the infamously long lines for Star Wars Celebration,
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