Purple Lightsaber Ruins Gender Reveal Party
SEDGWICK COUNTY, KS — Jaime and Rick Edwards were furious after their gender-reveal party was ruined by a ceremonial lightsaber
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Fandom and Nerd Life
Former Star Wars Novelist Threatens Jedi Archives With Lawsuit
CORUSCANT — After successfully lobbying for the open-access digital library Internet Archive to shut down, ex-Star Wars novelist Ralph Wingdings
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Top 10 Reasons Geeks + Gamers Jeremy Was Suspended From Twitter
Geeks and gamers around the world cried foul yesterday as Jeremy Prime was suspended by Twitter. Jeremy, who runs the
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Mommalorian Loses Custody Of Foundling Over Baby Yoda Obsession
KISSIMMEE, FL — “Mommalorian” Debbie Watkins lost custody of her son after ex-husband Randy Schultz proved she had been neglecting
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Prince Harry Gives Up Blaster Collection To Please Meghan Markle
Time to hang’em up, Harry! The Duke of Sussex, who’s been a stormtrooper since a very young age, sold his
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Fan Cancels Disney+ Membership After Ripping New Clone Wars Episodes
NEW BRUNSWICK, TN — Star Wars fan Marcus Samuels has done the unthinkable. The twenty-two-year-old has canceled his Disney+ membership
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Disney Claims Ownership Of #MayTheFarce Tweets
It appears Disney has no chill, especially in regard to Star Wars Day. After claiming ownership over tweets using the
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