Office Manager Slays With Cara Dune Face Tattoo
MONTVALE, NJ — “Bagel Friday” at the corporate headquarters of Liberty Travel became a bit spicier last week thanks to
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Galaxy’s Edge
Jake Skywalker Loves His New Disneyland Bust
Luke Skywalker’s alter ego, Jake Skywalker, is putting his best face forward at Disneyland these days, courtesy of a new bust made in his likeness. The reclusive star of The Last Jedi was recently immortalized at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge in California. In a rare public appearance, Jake attended Disneyland’s first annual “Jake Skywalker Day” and posed in front of the bust for assembled media and confused fans.
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TSA Bans Galaxy’s Edge Coke Bottles For Not Being Actual Thermal Detonators
It seems nothing can go right for Disney’s new Star Wars-themed expansion to its theme parks — even Galaxy’s Edge merchandise is blowing up in the news. In this case, however, the problem stems from its failure to blow up.
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Trump Wants To Buy Ahch-To And Batuu
Greenland may soon be green with envy if President Donald Trump gets his way. After his recent purchase offer was rejected by the island nation, Trump has moved on to “bigger, greener things.” Specifically, the spurned commander-in-chief would now like to buy two of the most strategically important outposts in the galaxy, according to the Wall Street Journal.
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Harrison Ford Banned From Disneyland After Crashing Millennium Falcon Ride
Following a raucous series of events, Star Wars actor Harrison Ford was thrown out of Disneyland after causing the Millennium Falcon ride, Smuggler’s Run, to break down.
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Bob Iger Announces Force Ghost Town Attraction At Galaxy’s Edge
BURBANK, CA — Disney CEO Bob Iger is about to work his magic once again. The Mouse House’s top executive
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Thief Complains Galaxy’s Edge Prison Too Real
There’s a unique attraction at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge that very few people know about, because the only way to experience it is to break the law. Believe it or not, the 14-acre Disneyland theme park boasts a very realistic underground prison, complete with holding cells and its own court system.
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