Lucasfilm Proposes Radical Change to Star Wars Terminology
In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves throughout the galaxy, Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy announced today that the iconic
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Next Slate of Fired Star Wars Directors to be Announced at Celebration
LONDON, UK — A source close to the higher ups at Lucasfilm has informed FSW that a lineup of newly
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Weebs Already Blaming Kathleen Kennedy For the Death of Anime
Following the release of a behind-the-scenes look at the upcoming Star Wars: Visions anime anthology series for Disney+, weebs, weeabos,
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Disney Ready To Sue Over UFO Report
In a bizarre reaction to recent events, the office of The Director of National Intelligence (DNI) is the new target
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Harrison Ford: “Kathleen Kennedy is Trying to Kill Me”
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM, EARTH—News broke earlier last week that Harrison Ford suffered a shoulder injury while rehearsing a fight scene
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Lucasfilm’s New “Mindful Practice Room” Lets Employees Cry Into A CG Void
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a special ceremony marking the close of Mental Health Awareness Month, Kathleen Kennedy unveiled new technology that
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Kathleen Kennedy Is Auctioning Off An NFT Of Her Firing You
Leaning into her reputation as a demanding boss, Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy is offering straight white men the opportunity to
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