Trump Promises Unaltered Original Trilogy if Elected Supreme Chancellor
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI — In a last ditch effort to drum up support among minorities, Donald J. Trump has unveiled
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Original Trilogy
George Lucas Sells Original Star Wars Draft to FOX to Adapt into TV Series
MARIN COUNTY, CA — Many sci-fi films are set to release in the coming years, most of which inspired by George Lucas’s works.
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Poe Dameron Tosses Lyn Me; Witnesses Say She Made Bloody Threat
Poe Dameron bounced dancer turned rapper Lyn Me out of his hotel suite when she turned into the “plus one” from
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Max Rebo Band Calling It Quits
MOS ESPA, TATOOINE — Announced early this morning the Max Rebo Band is calling it quits after 27 galactic standard
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Kylo Ren’s Hairstyle Do’s and Don’ts
Choosing the perfect hair can be difficult, especially when you have no clue which hairstyle is good or bad for
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EA’s Jorgensenenenen: Battlefront II Receives Content from Every Star Wars Film
SAN DIEGO, CA — EA Games and DICE, developers of the wildly popular Star Wars : Battlefront, announced that more galactic
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Salacious B. Crumb Shuts Down Large Hadron Collider, Presumed Dead Again
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Salacious B. Crumb, the infamous Kowakian monkey-lizard of Jabba’s Court, may have once again bitten off more
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