8 Problematic Star Wars Vehicles That Should Be Renamed
Earlier this week, Star Wars content creators were in a frenzy regarding a name change to Boba Fett’s spaceship. The
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Prequel Trilogy
Natalie Portman Says Making “For The Better” Memes Is A Form Of Bullying
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA—The face that launched a million memes is happy about it, right? She’s happy about it, right? Apparently, no.
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Skywalker Family Spotted on Summer Break Trip
SCARIF–While people everywhere are having fun in the sun, our celebrity reporters caught a glimpse of members of the famed
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Ironic: Order 66 Survivors Outnumber Fatalities As New Study Claims 11,000 Jedi Escaped Death And Will Find New Lives In Books, Cartoons, And TV Shows
Poor Darth Vader—A new study reveals Order 66 was actually a colossal failure, adding insult to injury for Palpatine and
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Disney Chairman Bob Iger Buys $100 Million In JarJar Token
Jar Jar Binks may be one of the most reviled characters in Star Wars, but his eponymous cryptocurrency has just
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Anakin Skywalker Says Shyamalan’s “Old” Should Be Banned
CORUSCANT—Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker went on a bizarre rant during a HoloNet Live fundraising event for the Death to Death
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Gardulla The Hutt Bullied After Revealing Anorexia Diagnosis
NAL HUTTA—After posting a HoloNet update stating that she’s “anorexic and in recovery,” Gardulla Besadii the Elder has received overwhelming
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