George Lucas Chooses Otoh Gunga for New Museum
Citing overwhelming community support and a deep love of Gungan culture, George Lucas has selected the city of Otoh Gunga
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Prequel Trilogy
John Williams Has Never Seen Star Wars, George Lucas Has Never Heard It
Apparently Star Wars is so good on paper, you don’t even have to see or hear the film to appreciate
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Survey Reveals College Students Prefer Darth Plagueis to Trump
Following the mysterious death of Sith Lord Darth Plagueis, FSW spoke to college students about who they view more favorably: the Sith
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Lando and More Promise to LEAVE the New Republic Since Watto Won
“If Watto wins the election, I’ll move to Csilla!” It’s what several notable figures said during the New Republic election,
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First Order Throws Parade for New Supreme Chancellor Watto
STARKILLER BASE II — The last of the bunting is in place but 100-foot tall posters of the galaxy’s most
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BREAKING: Watto Elected Supreme Chancellor of the New Republic
The polls are officially closed! The votes have been counted! In an upset victory, businessman and entrepreneur Watto J. Watto
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“Max Rebo” Cosplayer Stabbed In the Back During Fight Over Racist Costume
A human male dressed as Max Rebo was stabbed in the back early Monday afternoon after he reportedly tried to break up
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