Disney Threatens Legal Action Over Phrase “Darker than Empire”
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — Citing claims of false advertising and anti-consumer laws, lawyers for the Walt Disney Company have sent warnings
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The Last Jedi
Ewoks & Gungans Banned from Hosnian Memorial
NEW HOSNIAN PRIME — It was meant to be an intergalactic outpouring of love for billions of lost souls, but
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Stranger Things Adds John Boyega to Season 2
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The surprise hit of the summer is adding double the Finn to it’s sophomore season. Finn Wolfhard,
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Episode VIII Swaps Dates with Pirates 5 to Coincide with Star Wars 40th Anniversary
In a dramatic twist of fate, an insider at Disney has informed us that Star Wars Episode VIII will return
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Full Episode VIII Plot Leak!
Jacen’s cousin has done it again! Behold… the entire plot to the forthcoming Star Wars Episode VIII which Jacen’s cousin
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Disney to Reshoot Star Wars Celebration as Sizzle Fizzles
LONDON, ENGLAND — The space dust hasn’t even settled but Star Wars Celebration Europe is already in the Empire’s crosshairs.
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