Daisy Ridley Enters Rehab For Salt Addiction
After months of speculation and dehydration, Star Wars actor Daisy Ridley has entered a facility to treat her spicy addiction
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The Last Jedi
Kathleen Kennedy Refuses To Fire Herself
Disney CEO Bob Iger has run out of patience with Lucasfilm president and resident black sheep of the Disney Infinity
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Nudist Resort Overrun By Luke Skywalkers
Kissimmee, FL — On any given day at Cypress Cove you’re likely to see a few bearded men frolicking about
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Rian Johnson Calls Academy Voters Sexist Manbabies After Last Jedi Oscar Snub
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The 90th Academy Awards may have celebrated diversity and inclusivity, but director Rian Johnson believes real change
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Rian Johnson Accused Of Objectifying Stormy Daniels With Creepy Emoji
Director Rian Johnson has come under fire for allegedly using the “male gaze” to make adult performer Stormy Daniels feel
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Daisy Ridley Joins Illuminati, Seeks New World Order And Better Scripts
Rey may be an ultra-powerful girl scout in The Last Jedi, but the actress who portrays her is becoming the
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As Toy Sales Plummet, Hasbo Places Bets On Holdo
Walk into the Star Wars section at any Target, Walmart or Toys R Us and the story’s the same: rows
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