Snoke Asks Xi Jinping To Excuse Shoplifting By LiAngelo Ball
LiAngelo Ball is in hot water after he and two UCLA teammates were arrested for shoplifting in China. Fortunately, it
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The Last Jedi
PETA Protesting The Last Jedi Due To Unethical Care Of Porgs
With zero traction in the real world, PETA is turning to the abuse of CG and animatronic animals in film
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Top 10 Things J.J. Abrams Did When He Heard Rian Johnson Is Directing A New Trilogy
Just when you thought Star Wars was getting a bit overexposed (LOL), Disney announces a live-action TV series AND an
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Makers Of Sheev On The Shelf Confident He’ll Outperform Porgs This Holiday
“Retreat? In our moment of victory, that would be absolutely bonker balls,” said Disney Marketing Manager Anne Wilkinson when asked
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Strip Club Sees Red Over Snoke’s Throne Room
In what must be a first for the wholesome Disney brand, the entertainment giant may be hit with a lawsuit
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Luke Skywalker Hit With 7 Trillion Credit Overdue Library Books Fee
“It’s been over 30 years since he borrowed the Journal of the Whills and a few Archies. You do the
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Top 10 Signs You’re Addicted to Porgs
Unless you’ve been living under a rock (looks at Luke) — EVEN if you’ve been living under a rock — you’ve
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