Kathleen Kennedy Refuses To Fire Herself
Disney CEO Bob Iger has run out of patience with Lucasfilm president and resident black sheep of the Disney Infinity
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Sequel Trilogy
Nudist Resort Overrun By Luke Skywalkers
Kissimmee, FL — On any given day at Cypress Cove you’re likely to see a few bearded men frolicking about
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Rian Johnson Calls Academy Voters Sexist Manbabies After Last Jedi Oscar Snub
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The 90th Academy Awards may have celebrated diversity and inclusivity, but director Rian Johnson believes real change
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Top 10 Ways Black Panther Will Influence Episode IX
Wakanda fever is running wild as Marvel’s Black Panther continues to pounce on box office records. But what does its
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Rian Johnson Accused Of Objectifying Stormy Daniels With Creepy Emoji
Director Rian Johnson has come under fire for allegedly using the “male gaze” to make adult performer Stormy Daniels feel
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JJ Abrams Says Episode IX Will Crush Jumanji Like A Bug
Sony chief Tom Rothman recently told The Wall Street Journal he’s determined to stage a rematch between Jumanji and Star
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Daisy Ridley Joins Illuminati, Seeks New World Order And Better Scripts
Rey may be an ultra-powerful girl scout in The Last Jedi, but the actress who portrays her is becoming the
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