Kylo Ren Can’t Bring Himself To Murder Santa
During a covert mission to wipe out another bearded hero to millions of children, Kylo Ren was thwarted by the kindness
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Sequel Trilogy
Wilmer Valderrama Accuses Poe Dameron Of Stealing His Momma Joke
The funniest man in the Resistance has come under fire for allegedly stealing his set opener from Hollywood heartthrob Wilmer
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Disney Declares Audience Film Scores Non-Canon
In a move causing shockwaves throughout the film world, Disney has officially declared all audience scores for all of its
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Spoilerman Goes Spoiler-Free For The Last Jedi
In a bit of feel good news, FSW is happy to report that legendary movie ruiner Spoilerman is celebrating 4
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Interview with Mark Hamill – Faking Star Wars Radio Podcast
The Last Jedi is nearly upon us! In the inaugural episode of Faking Star Wars Radio Storm Duper sits down
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Kelly Marie Tran Has Never Watched A Star Wars Film and Probably Won’t See The Last Jedi
In a recent interview, series newcomer Kelly Marie Tran admitted that she has never watched a Star Wars film. While she
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Top 10 Ways To Avoid Last Jedi Spoilers
With 25 TV commercials and countless clips floating around social media, it’s become nearly impossible to avoid spoilers for Star Wars: The
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